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• Rio Mariah
• Roxy Jezel

Running time: 100 mins.

From the outset it's clear that this is a 'bitsa' film. No titles, no cast list. Just straight into scenes from here and there with their beginnings and ends chopped off.

Press the play button and Rio, in a pink fluffy bra, is gagging on cock as she crouches. Turned onto her back, her pink panties are pulled down and her pussy penetrated. Sucking on the damp dick, Rio slips four fingers into her vacant pussy and stretches ready for more man meat. This time the guy enters her arse. A very long session leaves Rio's bum gaping, with juices dribbling over her cheeks. The guy jerks his jizz over Rio's face. Droplets fall onto her tits.

In thigh-length black boots and black PVC lingerie, Roxy climbs the stairs towards a purple painted bedroom where a guy waits, cock in hand. Dropping to her knees, Roxy gurgles as the dick squeezes past her tonsils. Face down on the bed, a big purple plug is screwed into her arse. Holding onto her heels, Roxy has her throat fucked. The plug is pulled out and replaced with prick. Roxy rolls over, her legs behind her head as her bum is banged. Wrapping her legs around the guy, Roxy is lifted, with his cock still in her arse. Placed upside down, she's pile driven. The guy fills her mouth with cream. Roxy licks her lips.

The five scenes in the film are not the most inspiring, and look as if they've been hacked out of films or cast-offs from other works. Poorly lit sets, designed by the colour blind and with microphone and cameras flashing into shot, the only Stupid thing about this film are those who buy it... And, unfortunately, I was one of them.

Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle