< Real Wife Stories 

• Jordan Jagger

Running time: 174 mins + 33 min. bonus.

If you pop in the DVD expecting to see Jordan Jagger alongside Shy Love, Hanna Hilton and Amy Reid, you're in for a surprise. Although she's listed on the cover as one of the stars of the main movie and features in stills on the back, her scene is actually in the 'bonus specials' with Hailey Star being 'promoted' to the feature. Real Wife Stories, like other Brazzers films, specialises in big-boobed girls, but none of them are natural.

After an interminably long title sequence which runs to over 6 minutes, the scenes all follow roughly the same scenario: A girl not being satisfied by her husband seeks solace elsewhere - sometimes with a friend.

While getting dressed, Jordan is a bit down. Since her husband's accident three years ago she hasn't had sex. And she urgently needs to do something about it. When the cable guy turns up, Jordan takes her chance. Her husband looks on as she slips her hand into the repairman's overalls. Jordan has his approval. Peeling down her blue top, Jordan leans forward to lap at the guy's cock. Dribbling, she feeds it down her throat. Her denim shorts off, she invites him to suck her pussy. Jordan's husband plays with the TV remote. Stripped, the two shag missionary on the sofa. They tumble to the floor and Jordan is fucked doggy style. Cries of pleasure echo round the spacious white lounge as Jordan lowers herself onto the cable guy's cheb. She swings round to 69 him. Propped up against the sofa, Jordan is pile-driven in the pussy. The guy pulls out to give her a facial. Satisfied with his work, Jordan lets the cable guy go. And the TV? All it needed was some new batteries in the remote.

While the action is hot and well shot, there is a preponderance of silicon-filled boobs on show. Some girls are so tightly stuffed you can see the outline of the 'over inflated' implants. Slightly off-putting and not very sexy. The film also shows that the girls on display are no good at improvising intros. Fortunately, these are all quite short. The final puzzle is why Hailey Star's scene is in the main film. It's completely out of context with the rest of the movie and Jordan's scene would have fitted in so much better. Real Wife Stories has it's moments as well as a lot of wobbling silicon.

Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle