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• Johnny's Rotters

• Amy [6] scene from X-Rated Auditions 3
• Bi Vixen Blue as Michelle, scene from X-Rated Auditions 3
• Caitlin as Sam, scene from X-Rated Auditions
• Fiona [7] scene from X-Rated Auditions 2
• Layla~Jade non-sex role, scene from X-Rated Auditions
• Lisa [14] as Lissa, scene from X-Rated Auditions 2
• Lucy [12] scene from X-Rated Auditions
• Sue [4] scene from X-Rated Auditions 3

Running time: 96 mins.

Never Mind Me Bollocks is a compilation of 7 short scenes from the 2003/4 X-Rated Auditions series. Bandanna wearing Johnny visits home and hotel bedrooms offering girls the chance to make a movie. Virtually none of the girls made the grade as stars, lying back and letting Johnny do all the work. It's understandable why these are their only appearances on film. Even Johnny's abundant energy can't get over the main problem with this film: a cameraman who can't focus or follow the action. Full of blurred, pink, wobbling masses, there's really nothing to recommend this movie.

Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle