Running time: 100 mins.
Hairy Down Below is definitely a film for those who like their girls hirsute. The four poorly produced scenes star three girls - Carol, Jean and Lorina (who appears twice) - in a mix of solo and boy/girl action.
Blonde Lorina starts the film rolling. In a badly lit bedroom she sits in her red top and black skirt. Throughout her scene the gloom is pierced by the repetitive flash of the camera. Lifting her skirt, her hairy bush sprouts out around her knickers. She slips them down and fingers herself. Reaching for her rampant rabbit, tufts of hair fill her armpits. She slips the toy into her fanny and masturbates.
Carol appears in a black-laced basque trimmed in mauve. Her tits peek over the top. One hand fondles her breasts while the other rubs the front of her black knickers. Peeling them down, she eases a curved pink vibrator into her furry muff and wanks away.
Following the first two, dark scenes, the third is a bit of a shock! It's so bright and overexposed that all the colour has been bleached out. Well built Jean licks and sucks at her boyfriend's dick to try and get it hard. Opening her pink negligee, her saggy boobs dangle as she gives a blow job. Panties off, and under the mounds of flesh lies a hairy pussy. The boyfriend enters it missionary. Bouncing round the bed, Jean ends up on top of the guy and rides him cowgirl. More movement and shuffling and she's taken doggy. The scene ends with a cum shot over her tits.
Lorina is back for the final scene. Unfortunately, it's still dark and plagued by the camera flashes. This time she's wearing a sequined aquamarine camisole and matching panties. She takes a vibrator and holds it against her tits. Dropping her knickers, she grabs handfuls of pubes and pulls at her pussy. Her fingers penetrate the hairy hole, followed by her vibe. Lorina works herself to climax.
This film is obviously aimed at a niche market of those with a furry fetish. Although, this badly made endeavour will probably disappoint them. Just because the girls in the film are 'Amateurs' there's no reason to drop production standards. On the positive side, slim blonde Lorina with her mound of pubes is strangely sexy, even with her under arm hair. Hairy Down Below is a good idea, badly executed.
Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle |