< Diary Of A Nanny 5 

• Carolina De Lys as Caroline in title credits
• Harmony Hex

Running time: 129 mins.

Having watched Diary of a Nanny 2, I felt sure things could only get better. However, Volume 5 shows no improvement, with the exception of Brits Carolina and Harmony. The director, this time unnamed, seems to be stuck in repeat mode with each scene following the same format... Naughty Nanny does something wrong and has to fuck the boss to keep her job.

The only bright spot in the film is the second scene with Harmony and Carolina. Things don't get off to a good start when new nanny Harmony is spotted in the garden by house keeper Carolina, with Christian's cock in her mouth. Summoned indoors, Carolina is willing to forgive and forget if she can make it a threesome. Leaning over in her red silk blouse, Carolina starts to suck dick. Harmony strips to her underwear and joins in the licking. Down on her hands and knees, Harmony forces her face into Carolina's shaven fanny. Christian stands behind, thrusting into her pussy. Moving the girls round, Christian sits Carolina on his shaft and lets her gyrate. Harmony watches, rubbing her clit until it's her turn to ride cowgirl. Unable to hold back any longer, Christian cums in Carolina's mouth. Harmony's job is safe for another day.

The remaining scenes in the film, with Vicki La Vie, Jessica Lynn, Roxy Deville and Katrina Kat, are plagued with ponderous acting in the intros, followed by fairly static sex. In the final scene, featuring Alexis Texas, the editing has gone mad. It's rather like one of those 'spot the difference' competitions with Alexis's bra, knickers, shoes and any combination thereof, appearing and disappearing with each new camera angle. With Diary of a Nanny 5, Naughty America have shown the uncanny knack of making new work look like a second rate compilation. Not one of 2008's better films.

Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle