Review copy courtesy of Rude Britannia
Wank on My Face is a collection of very short clips from what seems like most of Calvin Daly's previous releases. Which shows that once you've taken out the intro's, the chat, the fucking and the long wanking wait, you can compress a life's work into 95 minutes.
Calvin credits 17 girls, I counted double that number, with 15 clips in the first ten minutes. There is every chance that all the girls BGAFD listed in Bukkake titles pop up (or should I say are popped at) somewhere in the raft of glooming shots and blizzards of flash. Confirmed sightings are listed above although I'm sure bukkake fans will add to the list like pornography twitchers bird spotting regardless of the conditions or the pleasure. And it's the latter that is completely absent for me. I'm not a great fan of the facial so watching the literally hundreds in this film is not a pleasurable experience. Most Bukkake Man fans will have all these scenes in their collection already so unless your fast forward button is broken or you're new to the titles there is little of interest. In fact there's a little less for everyone, as the hours of action promised in the credits is just one and a half.
Review by Bayleaf