Running time: 99 mins.
There's nothing worse than settling down for a good night's viewing with the latest release and finding you've seen it all before. That's the case with Two Timers 7. The cover may be emblazoned with words telling you it's a searing 2 hours (wrong it's only 99 minutes) and all new, but at the end of the day Two Timers 7 is just a rehash - and a poorly produced one at that - of existing stuff.
For those who were thinking of buying the DVD to see the wonderful Isabel and Michelle in action, save your money or go buy the 2005 film Here Cums the Bride 3, which is where the scene was lifted from. It's a couple of minutes longer and the picture and sound haven't been mangled in the re-editing process.
Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle