Running time: 87 mins.
Michelle Thorne has been busy. Not only does she star in this parody of a well-known pop star, she also wrote the script, directed, and produced the film. Originally produced for the Adult Channel, the new release has all the hot bits left in, plus a lot more. The film tells the story of Titney (Michelle) and how she sang and shagged to the top of the charts.
Michelle turns up at the agent to see if he can put her on the road to stardom. He listens to her sing a few bars, but from her tight fitting top she has a lot more to offer. He explains that he needs to see more of her to improve her chances of making it big and her boobs, pussy and bum would be a good starting point. Michelle find herself behind the desk with the agent's cock deep in her mouth and she gently sucks and strokes it. Bending Michelle over the desk the agent tries his dick in her arse. She likes it; so he pumps away. Ready to cum, the agent has something for Michelle's throat. He shoots his spunk in her mouth - wonderful for the voice.
Shakina, in her tan leather suit, is a high flying record producer and Michelle is willing to do anything to get her first record deal. Climbing onto the desk she pops out her boobs and fingers her pussy through her pink panties. Shakina wants to see how far she will go as she slips first two, then three, black-gloved fingers into Michelle's moist minge before licking the juice off her hand. Stripped to her black lingerie and stockings, Shakina gets Michelle to eat her pussy. Then, spreading her legs, she wants to be finger fucked until she climaxes. The pair move to a low sofa where Michelle's pussy and arse are covered in lube and both holes filled. The record deal is clinched when she wanks Shakina with a silver toy, making her body shudder.
DJ Angel-Long invites Michelle onto the show to plug her record. She is interested in the lyrics and asks her to pop round to her flat later. The girls chat and down a few bottles of wine until Michelle falls asleep and Angel takes her chance to play with her pussy. Rubbing on her tights, a damp patch soon appears. Michelle awakes to find Angel has snipped a hole through her tights and is tonguing her moist and swollen lips. Slipping her hand under Angel's tartan mini skirt Michelle discovers she is wearing no knickers, this makes it easier to finger fuck her. Angel continues to work on Michelle's damp patch, while she takes a tongue deep into her pussy. Pulling a toy from under the cushion, Angel shoves it deep between Michelle's legs, then, holding it hard against her own pussy, gets her to ride it. Angel quivers as she orgasms then immediately throws Michelle out of the flat.
Michelle is in the back of a limo with her dancers, Silvi and Karen Wood. The three swig on champagne having just won a major music award. The girls want to see Michelle's boobs and ease them out of her black top to suck on her hard nipples. Michelle wants to see the two in action and they kiss as they finger her fanny. Pulling down their white trousers Michelle slips two fingers from each hand into the girls' pussies. As they sit with their legs wide apart, Michelle licks the girls, before using a vibrator on Karen. Silvi fills her pussy with fingers and her body twitches as she cums. The girls have something special for Michelle, they slide the champagne bottle into her cunt, working it until she cries with pleasure.
Elen Cole interviews Michelle about her career for a TV show. She admits she wants to do a duet with the singer 'Well Hung'. Elen has his number, but first she wants Michelle to do something for her. She fondles Michelle's boobs and gets out her tits to have her large brown nipples sucked. Pulling down Michelle's jeans she runs her tongue over her snatch then takes her pussy lips into her mouth. The couple kiss and rub their bodies together, Elen taking four of Michelle's fingers in her pussy. It's now Michelle's turn, but she wants something a bit bigger. A pink plastic prick is produced and eased into her wet hole. She bounces up and down on the toy till she can take no more. Elen hands over the number.
Having made it big in Britain, Michelle wants to break the American market and what better way than marrying someone from the States. She turns up at the honeymoon suite in full bridal gear with her new husband Jason. The pair move to the bed where Michelle's boobs pop out of her tight bodice. Jason lifts her dress to reveal her white lace panties and quickly buries his head between her legs and laps at her lips. Michelle claims she doesn't know what to do as she kneels and slowly takes Jason's cock down her throat. With saliva running down his shaft she licks his balls. Lying on the bed with her legs open Jason uses his full length in Michelle's pussy, her stomach trembling with each thrust. Turning over, Jason bonks away at Michelle's bum and the two turn and end in reverse cowgirl, her arse hole gaping. Jason is ready to cum and fills Michelle's mouth with cream. It dribbles over her chin and onto her tits.
Titney Spheres is a nicely made parody with well developed scenes and a few clever puns. Top marks to Michelle for her writing, directing and especially her acting. Not only does she successfully carry the story line and appear in the film from beginning to end, she also sings and her voice isn't bad.
Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle