< Please Sir! Volume 1: It Will Be Their Pleasure.....And Yours Too!  

• Please Sir!

• Chloe
• Robyn
• Stephanie Grant as Stephanie
• Tequila Woods as Tequila
• Wendy-Jayne as Wendy Jane

Running time: 133 mins.

Slik have put together a collection of five girls performing 25-minute solo strip and masturbate sessions. The sets and girls change but the basic format for each scene is the same - girl walks in ... girl strips ... girl wanks.

In an orange summer dress and orange stockings, Stephanie is up first, with the action taking place in an office. Under her dress Stephanie is wearing a black and orange basque which eventually ends on the floor.

Tequila is next in red top and denim skirt. After stripping she puts on some black lingerie with a pair of knickers that Bridget Jones would have been proud of. Her session ends with her using a dildo which makes a noise like a food processor.

Robyn appears in a white top, pink skirt and white cowboy boots in a bedroom with lilac and blue walls!!! After stripping she uses a bent banana-coloured vibe on herself.

Chloe appears in a red top and white skirt which she removes to reveal her black underwear. Stripping she plays with herself then uses a long silver didlo in her pussy.

Long-haired blonde Wendy in a silver top and skirt is last up. After stripping she rubs cream over her body. She first penetrates her pussy with a glass rod then uses a big bright dildo on herself.

Whilst the girls perform with enthusiasm the script becomes monotonous after the first two or three minutes, sounding like something from the Fast Show 'Oh! Please Sir ...' The filming throughout is deplorable; two cameras appear to have been used - one with serious problems giving light bleached colours with lack of definition, the other better balanced but missing the action. Leave this one on the shelf ...

Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle