Running time: 53 mins.
Filmed during a photo shoot in Portugal, seven of Britain's biggest boobed girls appear in what could really only be classed as a promo video. The film was originally made in 1999 and released in 2000. Score re-released the work in 2004 and this is the version I watched. The whole film was shot on a camera with an extremely dirty lens, making Portugal and the girls look as if they were covered in black spots. As for the content ... There are some good shots of the inside of a Portuguese supermarket as the girls decide whether to buy cornflakes or crispies for breakfast (presumably put in for the Cereal Fetishists) and plenty of footage of the make-up artist applying eye liner and foundation to the girls as they sit in their dressing gowns. As for anything else ... There is the occasional flash of nipple and pussy, but the cameraman has wandering-hand syndrome so the shot starts on the girls feet, scans up their bodies and ends up pointing at sky or into the trees. Not a lot else happens. The only good thing I can say about the film is the length, only 53 minutes, so if you do decide to watch it (and heaven knows why) at least you're not wasting too much time.
Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle