Running time: 115 mins.
James Bond has always been a rich source for spoofs and parodies, with a number of films being made over the years. Here, Carmen Luvana adopts the mantle of Jane Blond, secret agent DD7, on a quest to stop the despot Dr. Cock and his evil plan. With the help of Michelle Mayene and the back room expertise of Steve St. Croix and Lacie Hart, Carmen pumps her informant for information on 'The Man With The Golden Dong' and finds out he's holed up on the other side of the world.
Tommy Gun as Dr. Cock gives his side kicks Roxy Jezel and Will Powers the job of getting rid of the do-gooding blonde. The pair set about their plan in a most unconventional manner. In long black boots and a shiny PVC basque, Roxy lies back on the sofa to see if Will can come up with ideas. Diving between her legs he pulls at her panties and laps her shaven snatch. Sitting on Will's face, Roxy flops forward. His cheb slips down her throat as they 69. Turning onto all fours, Roxy's basque falls away and she's banged doggy style. Climbing onto Will's length, Roxy's hair is sent flying as she slams against his thighs. A lick of the dick and Roxy balances on one leg to be fucked from behind. Falling back onto the sofa, the session ends with a little missionary work and Roxy's mouth being filled with cum.
While still trying to formulate a fiendish way to dispose of Carmen, the lady herself bursts in. She's overpowered by the pair and is taken to their leader.
Carmen has worked out that the megalomaniac doctor is set to finish the world with exploding phalluses. Her only hope is to disarm his dick.
As parodies go, Jane Blond DD7 makes for an entertaining view. Steve St. Croix, as the eccentric Professor X, with his obsession for turning sex toys into weapons for Carmen, adds a little light heartedness, as does Tommy Gun as the slightly camp villain. Roxy, as the evil accomplice, takes control of her scene and produces some hot, steamy action. Jane Blond DD7 is worth a watch.
Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle