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Released: 2004
Director: Phil McCavity
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The film opens with Football Manager Marcus Allen introducing his latest signing to Porn Mag editor Violet Storm. Violet is impressed by what she sees and, over champagne in Renaldo's hotel room, she fucks him along with Jamie Woods who has joined them. Renaldo fucks the girls in most positions on the bed while Violet, wearing stockings and suspenders, fucks Jamie herself with a strap-on. Renaldo moves his cock into Jamie's arse and Violet completes the DP. Scene ends with a shared facial and cumswapping.

Marcus puts his squad through their paces on the training ground. Afterwards Renaldo and fellow star Steve Hooper relax in the bath with more champagne when Bev Cocks comes in to collect the dirty laundry. In no time the boys have Bev stripped off and in the bath. Some athletic positions in the bath and on the floor as Bev keeps a cock in her mouth and her pussy at all times. The action then moves to Bev's bum as she takes first Renaldo then a cowgirl DP. Scene ends with excellent double facial.

Back home Bev finds Magda Polak and Autumn wresting under the bedspread in their underwear. Bev, also in her bra and pants, joins them for a 3-girl scene that includes dildos for Magda and Autumn.

Violet shares the back of a limo with Debs for some brief, clothed, g/g action, then we cut to Violet's office where she shows Marcus the stills from the first scene. Wannabee model Kat arrives looking for fame so Marcus - the first football manager in history who likes to see his stars shagging - suggests she fucks a footballer and sells her story.

Steve Hooper is the lucky player and once again Violet goes along for the ride. Nice threeway on a posh bed, but it's only Kat who actually takes cock both in her pussy and bum. Scene ends with a joint facial of which Violet gets the lion's share.

Marcus, still looking after his insatiable star player, fixes him up with a couple of lapdancers, Sandie and Yolanda. We get a brief glimpse of the pair in club action before they're both naked on a bed with Renaldo. This time it's just Sandie who takes the cock, both in her pussy and then her arse, allowing Yolanda to slip a dildo in her pussy for a reverse cowgirl DP. Scene ends with a good facial for Sandie.

In her office Violet is in negotiations with Phil McCavity to get a double page spread for her Kat photos. Violet negotiates by spreading her legs on the desk and dildoing herself, sucking Phil's cock then fucking him where he sits. The sex continues, including anal, over the desk and ends with a facial.

Meanwhile, on the other end of the phone in his kitchen, Marcus waits for news while Kat kneels before him sucking his cock. Unfortunately the film ends before we discover if old Marcus can even manage a money shot these days.

Producer Jim Deans, aka Phil McCavity, is best known for his gonzo work, so this attempt at a feature is to be welcomed. However a feature needs a script as well as an idea and there's not quite enough glue between the scenes to make a coherent story. And the unrelated three-girl scene seems to have been dropped in unannounced. That said, Jim's cast of mates, including porn veteran Marcus Allen, perform very well and watching Bev and Violet's superb bodies get some hard shagging in a proper feature is well worth the money.

Review by Bayleaf
August 2005

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