Running time: 142 mins.
In Dirty Birds Tim von Swine (alias for Vince Vouyer) has taken five of Britain's finest to the States to show how porn films should be made.
First up is Poppy Morgan who crawls across a large bed in black and red lingerie and black stockings fingering her fanny as she wriggles. It's then off to the sofa for the pre-action interview and a mouthful of Tee Reel's big black cock. Tee prepares Poppy's pussy with his tongue and once it's wet he lies back so she can slide herself down the shaft. With Poppy's hips rotating the pair pound away, his balls banging on her bum with every stroke. Poppy rolls over to be taken from behind smothering her screams of pleasure in the sofa cushions. Moving to the missionary position even a fall onto the floor cannot stop the humping happening. Finally Poppy kneels to take a mouthful of Tee's cream. How very British.
Michelle B makes her way down the stairs towards the sofa in a white spotty bra and black lace knickers. During her interview she pulls at the nipples on her DD tits and slides her hand down her panties. She is then introduced to two guys who are fascinated by her breasts and bum and gently caress them as she takes their cocks gagging in her mouth. Michelle turns to take a prick in her pussy and the other in her mouth, the cock is then slowly slid up her arse. Michelle says she wants more and moves to take the second dick in her pussy. "Fuck me harder" she shouts as the boys bang away. Lying on her side, Michelle is taken anally in the spoons position. With her breasts bouncing the guys thrust away. Finally the boys spray their loads over Michelle's face and into her mouth. She allows it to drip down onto her tits.
Dressed in a black patterned bra and knickers, Isabel Ice says she is an anal addict and she has turned up with a three-foot dildo in case the boys lined up for her cannot manage. She needn't worry, Messrs Spears and Strong appear to satisfy her needs. While she has a mouth full of cock, Randy Spears decides to put the incredibly large dildo to use, inserting it into Isabel's arse. With her mouth full, she moans as the toy is manoeuvred in and out of her bum. Plastic may be fine but Isabel wants the real thing - her back passage stuffed with man meat. The boys provide her with anal action in various positions then advance to a little DP work. Isabel looks slightly flushed and Randy uses his fingers to make her climax. One orgasm is not enough for this naughty girl so her pussy and bum are refilled with cock. Following the second assault on the arse the guys can take no more and flood Isabel's mouth with cum.
Nervous Sophie Dee appears with Steve Holmes on a tiger-print sofa wearing matching turquoise bra and panties. After some playing with her nipples and licking of her bum, Sophie fingers herself whilst Steve strips. Returning she takes his cock straight into her mouth for a good suck. Back to the sofa where Steve takes Sophie from behind, her long blonde hair and breasts swaying as the pair rock rhythmically to and fro. The pussy pumping continues through missionary, spoons and cowgirl before Steve releases his load into Sophie's mouth.
The final Dirty Bird is Alicia Rhodes. In a fluorescent orange bra and miniskirt this naughty girl has been that busy thinking about cocks she has forgotten to put on her knickers. Still it makes it easier for her to slide four fingers up her bum during the interview. Three guys are then brought in and Alicia immediately starts work on their cocks, swallowing them up to the balls. It's then into DP mode with the boys rotating so Alicia can taste her own pussy and bum juices. With her cheeks glowing red a second cock is slipped into the bum. Alicia then turns upside down for anal pile driving and in a novel move one of the boys puts his balls in her gaping bum. Back the right way up Alicia takes more DP and DAP before having her face coated with cream.
The girls in the film have gone to America to show the meaning of Dirty and succeeded in making one of the best films of this type I have seen. A special mention must be given to Alicia for one of the hardest hottest scenes she has ever produced. Well done!!!!
Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle