Running time: 198 mins.
Welcome to Sleazy Air - the airline with a difference. Seats set to upright, fasten your lap belts and prepare for the hottest flight going. Your crew for today are Lala and Suzie who know more about fucking than flying, which helps when the cabin is full of nymphos and perverts.
The wheels have hardly left the ground when latex and stocking clad KazB decides to taste the cock of a fellow traveller. Crouching between the legs of the guy, in her red high heels, she takes out his dick and starts to suck. Flicking back her long blonde hair, KazB is too busy licking to notice Lala approach. She bends over the drinks trolley and the guy works his hands under her tight rubber dress, following up with his prick. Her nipples peek out as she rocks back on the cock and misses out on the duty free. Only Jay among the passengers has noticed the blonde lying in the aisle with her legs akimbo, having her pussy probed. He rubs at his crotch. Ushered back to their seats, KazB sits on the guy's dick, riding him cowboy till he's ready to cum. She catches his load in her mouth.
Time for the in flight movie... The cabin lights dim and the passengers settle back to watch 'Lesbian Aliens'. In rubber costumes, with over inflated tits and bums, Kat and Tracey look like strange insects as they explore a deserted space ship. In the semi-dark the girls bounce off each other. A beam of light breaks the gloom. A man covered from heat-to-toe in protective yellow appears. He watches as the girls take off their masks and peel down their rubber outfits. Picking up a camera, the guy films Kat and Tracey as they tongue each other's pussies. Shafts of light play over their bodies. Sticking a funnel in Tracey's arse, Kat fills it with lube. She smears the drips over her snatch. The girls plug their pussies and arses with double-ended dongs and inch their way towards each other. Grabbing the toys, the guy wanks the pair. Finger fucking Tracey, she starts to moan. An Alien egg pops out of her pussy...
Naughty nun Red sits at the back of the plane, her fingers in her fanny. Closing her eyes, she fantasises about fucking herself with a big church candle. Hiking up her rubber habit, Red impales her pussy with a large wooden cross. Wandering down the aisle, Suzie sitcks her fingers in Red's damp fanny, quickly bringing her to a climax. All part of the Sleazy Air service.
Flipping open his mobile phone, a guy starts to watch a film clip. Heavily tattooed Tallulah and Thorn, in shiny black PVC and fishnets, are stopped by two hairy bikers in an underpass. For a fist full of cash the boys want to see what the girls will do. They start their show by kissing. Noticing the guys' pants bulging, Tallulah unzips them, taking a stiff shaft in her mouth. Thorn kneels by the second biker filling her face with his cock. Undoing her black PVC, Tallulah's hand makes its way to her panties. Thorn joins in, ripping them off. The bikers fuck the two from behind. Finding a discarded bottle, Tallulah stuffs it first into her pussy, then her arse. A guy adds his dick for that little bit extra. Thorn finds the guy hasn't the staying power, cumming over her bum. She sucks the last few drops of juice from his dick. Handed a second bottle, Tallulah DP's herself. Thorn also tries the neck in her hole. The second biker cums over the girls' faces. They kiss as the boys leave.
It's meal time and Suzie is working away in the galley. Opening a locker, she finds a cucumber. It's not on the menu, so where can she stow this? Squeezing her tits together under her blue rubber uniform, Suzie starts to feel horny. Stripped, she teases her clit with the long green length, then plunges it into her pussy. A second cucumber comes out of the locker. After giving it a blow job, Suzie turns herself into a DP salad, her dripping juices acting as dressing.
Red heads for the toilet as KazB emerges. She notices a bright blue vibrator trapped in her cleavage. Sitting KazB down by the door, Red laps at her pussy. Taking the toy, Red plants it deep between KazB's legs and licks. Passengers step over the pair as they roll on the floor. With a hand full of lube and a shiny silver vibrator, KazB makes for Red's pussy. She groans as the toy buzzes away.
Checking the passengers are comfortable, Suzie rolls up her uniform and sits on Jay's lap. Standing to show her arse and pussy, she's keen to get out his cock. Taking a handful of balls, Suzie sucks. The man in the next seat looks over his glasses as she gags on his dick. Swapping places, Suzie's legs dangle over the arms of the seat as Jay crams his cock. Returned to his seat, Suzie rides Jay reverse - pussy first, then up the arse. Struggling out of her rubber gear, she drops on all fours to be fucked. Jay jets his jizz over her back.
Disappearing into the toilet, Lala is desperate to get something inside her. The only thing she has is her lipstick vibrator. Pressing it into her nipples, they go hard. She tries the same with her clit. Jammed against the basin, Lala masturbates. Her mind drifts back to the Sleazy Jet poster girl Goddess Qing as she parts her arse. Led into a dungeon by the Goddess, Lala passes Emily locked in a cage. Qing chains up Lala, teasing her tits with a crop and running her long nails over her flesh. Ripping open her white cotton top, Qing can see Lala's nipples are erect. She rives at her pussy. Masked Lala stands as Emily enters the room and is ordered to eat pussy. Her tongue dances over her fanny and arse. Goddess Qing has more for Lala to endure. Shackled in the stocks, a fucking machine is guided towards Lala's fanny and turned on full. She's released and it's Emily's turn to face Goddess Qing's torments. A vibrator is stuffed up her arse. Lala licks and laps while Qing uses her strap-on on the pair. Opening her eyes, Lala is soaking wet and still in the toilet. There's just enough time to climax before the plane lands.
Cum Fly with Me is a film of truly epic proportions. With a running time of over 3 hours (the length of a medium haul flight) and a cast of 10 stunning girls, Sordid have certainly made a mark with their first movie. The use of films within the film is a clever way of breaking out of the confines of the aircraft cabin, adding veracity and new settings. With a bit of something for everyone, Sordid are onto a winner. I can't wait to see what they do next.
Review by Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle