The rather derogatory title hides some good performances from a mixture of professional and amateur couples. All five scenes are filmed on the same bed in the same bedroom, which leads me to suggest an alternative title: Adventures of a Bed.
Tilly undresses on the bed in conversation with cameraman John Mason. She gives a very erotic display with a red vibrator then John's cock hovers into shot. There then follows sex on the bed which follows the very familiar JM progression of 69 followed by reverse cowgirl then all positions on the bed. The pair move to a nearby sofa and run through all the positions again before concluding back on the bed with Tilly giving a prone John a wank. Another top erotic performance from Tilly who sustains this 45 minute scene with ease.
Caitlin says she needs dick, so she gets Graham's. Sex follows in most positions on the bed and the sofa with Graham pulling out of a final doggy-fuck to cum over Caitlin's bum. A very nice scene, but at only 20 minutes, noticeably shorter than the first.
Safi (unlisted) and Chris are an amateur couple with a real new-age look. Safi is a very curvy young lady with dark bobbed hair who could easily do more work. They say they want to make a porn film then go right ahead and have nice, comfortable, sex in front of the camera for a quarter of an hour ending with a facial. No fireworks but still well shot and very enjoyable.
Fortysomethings Robbie and Mel from Yorkshire have come to have sex. Mel is a bigger woman, but not too fat with nice tits that appear to have benefited from reduction surgery. She is soon down to her black hold-ups and Robbie works Mel's pussy hard with a black dlido, but the pair are anxious to get on and he mounts her in missionary position and follows with other positions, which are frequently swapped, while Mel gasps with appreciation. Scene ends with a rather laboured facial.
Finally Samantha and Michael explain, in foreign accents, they also want to perform in front of the camera. Although they must both be fortyish, Samantha, who wears a small black mask throughout, still has a very fit body and they fuck in all positions on and off the bed. Ends in a facial.
Despite fine performances from all the couples, it's a little difficult to see who this programme is aimed at. Fans of our young pornstars will miss more professional action, while amateur fans would happily swap much of Tilly's scene for another two or three amateur performers. Nonetheless a good film, with clear camerawork showing five women enjoying a good shagging.
Review by Bayleaf